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12 Ridiculous Things Virgins Are Tired Of Hearing

No, I can't touch unicorns.

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1. "WHY?? Are you waiting for your perfect mate?"

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What do you mean why? It's simply not at the top of my list of things to do this week. If I am waiting for them, you being all up in my business isn't going to make them show up any faster.

10. "So you have no idea what it's like? It's great!"

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Thanks for your concern but I'm not a child. I think I got the basics covered. And I'm sure it's great. I look forward to it, eventually.

11. "I bet there are tons of people who'd want to do it with you!"

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Don't try to fix me, I'm not broken. Besides, I don't want to do it with "tons of people"... THUS my intact virginity.

12. "Oh you won't get it because you're a virgin... you'll understand later."

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Could that have been any more condescending? I'm not completely naïve about the ways of the world.

So what should you say or do?

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Just be cool. It isn't rocket science. Don't be awkward. Don't be rude. If it's normal to talk about your latest adventure with the opposite sex, then it should feel just as normal to talk about the lack of adventure in that department.

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