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1. A ridiculously plush fleece robe that'll make it feel like you're on a solo staycation at a hotel instead of your home. If only this thing also came with some room service.
2. A mail slot that comes with key hooks and a little chalkboard, so you can write cute little notes to yourself (or the guests of your imaginary bed and breakfast).
3. A Belgian waffle maker for a homemade breakfast, in case you ever get tired of popping frozen waffles in the toaster. This nonstick, anti-overflow model from Chefman seems great for novice waffle makers. You’d actually have to try very hard to NOT make a perfect waffle in this thing.
4. Or a breakfast sandwich maker that will LITERALLY, in every sense of the phrase, cook your breakfast for you. It also features a countdown timer with an audible beep, and each part is removable and dishwasher-safe.
5. Orrrrr a microwave omelet maker that's even simpler to use, in case you don't feel like being responsible for yet another appliance.
6. A bright and cheerful cotton duvet set to have you feeling like a big ball of sunshine every morning.
7. A natural lavender mist you can spray on your pillows to help you drift off to sleep with a bit of aromatherapy.
8. An 1,800-thread count microfiber sheet set that's so luxurious you won't feel guilty about how much you love being alone in bed.
9. A ripped boyfriend pillow to snuggle up with, in case solitude isn't really your thing and you'd actually prefer to pretend you're on baecation.
10. A pack of elastic fasteners that'll prevent aggressive sleepers from ripping their fitted sheets off the mattress while tossing and turning (these will also recreate the incredible immobility of most hotel sheet sets).
11. A collapsible storage bin to store all your extra linens and bedding in. So cute and colorful!
12. A bedside caddy that'll hold your phone, remote, and snacks while you relax and enjoy the comforts of your own hospitality.
13. A foaming lavender bath to help turn your staycation into a soothing self-care Sunday.
14. And a supportive bath pillow so you can rest your neck if you plan on being in there for a while.
15. Annnddd a pack of hydrating sheet masks to wear while you soak the day away.
16. An aesthetically pleasing shower caddy that'll hold your soaps, shampoos, and whatever else you need. This is a smart buy if you share a bathroom with someone, and have consequently run out of storage space on the edge of the tub.
17. An essential oil diffuser – it also doubles as a very silent humidifier, purifying the air in your home without disrupting your peace and quiet.
18. A house-shaped tissue box that's too freaking adorable to not purchase for every room in your home.
19. A Golden Girls dishwasher magnet – less honorable sitcom stans would probably feel tempted to "borrow" it if they ever spotted it while staying at an *actual* bed and breakfast.
20. A set of very modern-looking geometric trays that look like they came straight out of a Pinterest post.
21. A box of organic Tulsi sweet rose tea, since there's nothing more comforting than cozying up on the couch with a warm beverage.
22. And a beautiful yoga mug to sip from. Peaceful poses decorating your morning tea could make for a very meta form of meditation.
23. A mug warmer so you don't have to reheat your coffee or tea after letting it sit unsipped for 20 minutes. It basically works like a very small hot plate.
24. A drawer set to store all your various tea packets. Bonus points if you have an eye for design and find a way to color code them.
25. And a set of coffee pod drawers if you're a bit more enterprising and want to give your would-be bed and breakfast that classic Holiday Inn lobby feel.
26. A pair of tabletop cereal dispensers fit for a complimentary continental breakfast.
27. An upscale cocktail glass featuring a map of your favorite city. If you're being responsible, this is the closest you'll come to posting travel photos during pandemic times.
28. A set of airtight food storage containers to create a Pinterest pantry fit for an influencer. Plus they're freezer and top rack dishwasher-safe, and BPA-free!
29. And these storage bin decals for even more social media-friendly container action. If you keep upgrading you home like this, you might *actually* be able to make some extra cash charging your friends to sleep over.
30. Expandable drawer dividers to separate your garments and make getting dressed in the morning slightly more aesthetically pleasing.
31. A super swanky watch organizer – it'll either add a nice display to your already impressive collection, or encourage you to buy a few more timepieces just because it looks so damn cool.
32. A Pantone-inspired, instantly downloadable pride print to make your walls pop. No place of hospitality is complete without a dope piece of art.
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