back to top
Community

Tell Us Your Shittiest Porta-Potty Horror Story Right Now

Sorry to do this a few days before Coachella, but the universe isn't fair.

Posted on

Porta-potties are the dirtiest, smelliest crime scenes on planet earth. Whose bloody tampon is peeling off of the wall? How is there a pube magically floating in the air? How did somebody manage to SHIT ON THE FUCKING FLOOR?

I don't care where you are, somebody always shits on the floor. It'd be weird if somebody didn't shit on the floor. It's a longstanding porta-potty tradition, I guess.
Roger Kisby / Getty Images

I don't care where you are, somebody always shits on the floor. It'd be weird if somebody didn't shit on the floor. It's a longstanding porta-potty tradition, I guess.

Simply put, porta-potties are hell.

The devil doesn't have horns or a pitchfork — the devil is blue, small, and smothered in wet toilet paper.
Benjamin Rondel / Getty Images

The devil doesn't have horns or a pitchfork — the devil is blue, small, and smothered in wet toilet paper.

Anyway, this what my dream porta-potty would look like:

I'm drooling. Holy tits.
youtube.com / Via consequenceofsound.net

I'm drooling. Holy tits.

More like Dakota Porta-Johnson.
Meme Super / Via memesuper.com

More like Dakota Porta-Johnson.

But instead, since human beings have the tendency to regularly ruin good things, this ends up happening inside of an otherwise innocent and safe space:

Instagram: @roxxis_world

Whether or not you'd like to admit it, we've all suffered greatly inside of a porta-potty. It's a part of life we have to accept. But have you, perhaps...you know, maybe shared your harrowing story with anybody? Because we want to hear it.

Blue Maize / Via bluemaize.net

Though traumatic, sharing your experience will help you heal and move forward. PLEASE share your porta-potta horror story with us. We can laugh and cry together. And gag. Also, by telling us your porta-potty horror story, you have a chance at being featured in an upcoming BuzzFeed Community post.

That's all, folks.

Etsy / Via Etsy.com

Add Yours!

Add text, image, or both

Submit
Your message was posted successfully