1. Bubble nails seem like a special kind of hell when you're in the bathroom. @nerdlmao / Via instagram.com 2. Glitter roots could singlehandedly keep Head & Shoulders in business. @larsongraham / Via instagram.com 3. Glitter beards seem like a really great way to make it feel like you've got a yeast infection on your face. @gandolfid / Via instagram.com 4. And don't even get me started on glitter armpits. @tianiarocks / Via instagram.com What happens when you sweat? Doesn't moving your arms sting? It must hurt to hold your arms up this long just to show people your sparkly pits. Advertisement 5. Head plants are fucking with the photosynthesis process. @kouzou.k / Via instagram.com 6. Why would you spend time weaving a hair tapestry when you could do something much more productive, like watching paint dry? @hairbyamandaackerman / Via instagram.com 7. Tie-dye hair seems like a lot of work for something that will make your shower look like the scene of a unicorn massacre every time you wash your hair. @djvictory / Via instagram.com 8. We have come TOO FAR to purposely have clumpy mascara. @lolatwirls / Via instagram.com We have come TOO FAR to go back to clumps. Advertisement 9. Is this pixel hair or a Dell computer from 1997? You be the judge. @laialae / Via instagram.com ...why? 10. IRL hangovers make this look naturally, so hangover makeup seems like a time-suck. @aeii1992 / Via instagram.com 11. Hair tattoos...why are you here? Are you lost? @scunci / Via instagram.com Ugh. 12. Gold-leaf hair is the drunk cousin of hair tattoos. @Thefoxandthehair / Via instagram.com HOW. DO. YOU. REMOVE. THIS? Advertisement 13. And of course, the most horrifying trend of the year: the Kylie Jenner Lip Challenge. @_zoeymcguire / Via Twitter: @_zoeymcguire This is legit dangerous. Because apparently, people thought it would be a good idea to SUCK ON A SHOT GLASS for an extended period of time to swell their lip flesh. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Nicole Sykes / Via youtube.com Let's all do better in 2016. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Gold Circle Films / Brownstone Productions Share On facebook Share On facebook Share On vk Share On vk Share On pinterest Share On pinterest Share On lineapp Share On lineapp Share On twitter Share On twitter Share On email Share On email Share On sms Share On sms Share On whatsapp Share On whatsapp Share On more Share On more Share On tumblr Share On tumblr Share On link Share On link Share On copy Share On copy Omg It's Prime Day!