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why do dads always shake their handful of peanuts/m&m’s etc before popping them in their mouth?
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Why do dads feel like they need to completely adjust the seats and mirrors in their kid’s car just to move it 7 feet in the driveway
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why do dads hand write things in all caps? what are they trying to prove?
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Why do dads love the free mint bowl at restaurants so much
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why do dads think it’s funny to slow down the car when you tell them you have to pee
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why do dads forget to bring their phones when they go places like why
7.
Like quick question why do dads have way to thick wallets???
8.
Why do dads like Siri so much
9.
Why do dads ask for the weirdest things for their birthday like no I’m not gonna get you gravel for the driveway
10.
Why do dads take grilling so seriously?
11.
Why do dads just leave their socks everywhere???
12.
Why do dads always have change in their pockets hahahaha it’s weird
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Lmao why do dads never want to admit when they're sleeping like *eyes are completely closed* "no I was not sleeping at all what I was resting my lids"
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Why do dads always grunt when they sit down
15.
why do dads always answer the phone saying "yello"
16.
Why do dads think they can out smart a gps
17.
Why do dads love wearing Hard Rock Cafe shirts?
18.
why do all dads rub and then pat their belly after eating a big meal 😂
19.
Why do all dads text like.. why waste time say lot word, when few word do trick...........
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Why do all dads sleep on the couch once they sit down
21.
Why do all dads think it's okay to eat expired food
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why do all dads have to back in to every parking spot. like they have to prove themselves to everybody
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Why do Dads have to sneeze so loud like what are you going to gain from it