You've all heard of spiders and tarantulas, yeah? You know, those things that frighten humans who are a gazillion times bigger than them?
My motto has always been that you can't trust anything with that many eyes or legs...
But I saw something so unbelievable and mind-altering today that I am now #TeamSpider.
SPIDER PAWS.
Eensy weensy spider.... #SingAlong
Spiders have adorable feet, and I was too busy developing a deep hatred for them to even notice!
Look at their cutie wittle footsies! Actually, if we're being technical, LOOK AT THAT CUTE LITTLE TARSUS.
All I want to do is pet them and put little slippers on them!
Spider paw
And paint their wittle toenails (aka claws)!
This is a spider paw. Not only do they have paws, they also have knees. 48 knees. #FunFact
And play patty-cake with them!
Basically, my brain is trying to comprehend why some people don't think spider paws are cute.
Those people who don't like them are wrong. Spider feet are the most precious things ever.
They're so cuddly and lovable. I'm crying just a little bit because I never knew I was so passionate about them.
Because you loved them so much: more spider paws. #NowYouKnow
In summary, they can hold my hand any time.
