Welcome, welcome. Gather around the fire, because I have a story for you that involves two very magical things: Yuletide merriment and Justin Bieber.
If you thought you had Christmas spirit, and you thought you were Santa's #1 fan, you were...
Santa's #1 fan is ACTUALLY Grammy-winning, "Sorry"-singing superstar, Justin Bieber, who out-jingled the fuck out of everyone this Christmas with his hall-decking, jolly-jangling, sleigh-riding, winter-wonderlanding custom Christmas car.
It's got a big ol' bow on the front, because, let's be honest, it's a gift to the world.
And as it passes, you practically get punched in the face with Christmas magic by this happy Santa on the tire cover.
TO BE CLEAR: THIS CAR IS THE MERRIEST THING TO EVER HIT THE ROAD. It has everything you could ever want on it including Santa, a Madagascar penguin, polar bears, Christmas trees, Mickey Mouse, the Beatles, and MAGIC.
I know what you're thinking: "It's a pretty sweet ride. The only thing that would make it sweeter is a decal of Gene from The Emoji Movie." Well you're in luck, because BAM.
The wrap was made exclusively for the Biebs, who has my vote for Holiday Cheermeister.
It's a #MerryChristmas G Wagon designed, printed @MimakiUSA and custom wrapped exclusively for @justinbieber!… https://t.co/gM8eHzQ91E