OK, fine, they aren't ~technically~ teeth. They're called papillae, which are barb-like structures on the tongue that are used for keeping food in the mouth and moving it to the esophagus.
Papillae also help the geese filter out water and mud when they pick up their food.
But that doesn't make geese any easier to look at. Their mouths are WEIRD and TERRIFYING.
I mean, they look like they came straight out of a sci-fi horror movie.
I guess I just never realized how much damage a goose was capable of. They're wild cards with crazy faces. They should be feared.
I never want to cross a goose, and you shouldn't either.
In conclusion, I'm glad I'm not being chased by a goose, and I'm glad I'm not dating a goose because imagine making out with all of those teeth in the back of your goose date's Chrysler Sebring.