17 Hilariously Wholesome Nature Tweets That Make Me Want To Recycle

    "Normalize starting an underwater rock band and NOT making the octopus play drums." —@jamisonwebb

    Oh, hi, I didn't see you there. I was just looking through my new favorite Facebook group, Wild Green Memes for Ecological Fiends. It's a magical little oasis on the internet where people post grade-A nature memes. Don't believe me? Here are 17 that I discovered in the group that made me laugh wildly:

    And if you love these tweets, make sure to follow these accounts for an eco-funny timeline!

    1.

    Romance isn't dead pic.twitter.com/hSFkUEBIDI

    — Doth (@DothTheDoth) October 24, 2021
    Twitter: @DothTheDoth

    2.

    looking at my space heater, my air purifier, my humidifier, my anti-depression sun lamp, my enrichment activities, realizing i’ve just made my bedroom into a large terrarium. i’ve become the lizard i always wanted to be.

    — soli ravioli 🏳️‍⚧️ (@SoliSolstice) November 17, 2023
    Twitter: @SoliSolstice

    3.

    I still think "nonfungible" sounds like it means "cannot be turned into a mushroom".

    — Michael Kinyon (@ProfKinyon) January 20, 2022
    Twitter: @ProfKinyon

    4.

    For those putting antlers on cars just know I'm not stupid I know they are cars

    — Belltron Thirty (@belltron303030) December 20, 2022
    Twitter: @belltron303030

    5.

    Beware, your child may be texting about herpetology!

    OMG: One More Gecko

    LOL: Lizards, Only Lizards

    WTF: What's That Frog?

    FML: Find Me Lizards!

    LMAO: Let's Make Amphibians Overlords

    TL;DR: Tailless Lissamphibian; Doing a Ribbit

    TGIF: This Goanna Is Fiesty!

    — Definitely not @MarkScherz on all other platforms (@MarkScherz) January 28, 2018
    Twitter: @MarkScherz

    6. I expanded the picture in this tweet under it for ya:

    the Wikipedia entry for axolotls reads like a Cake song pic.twitter.com/LvdNcajZ7F

    — Daniel Feldman (@d_feldman) December 13, 2023
    Twitter: @d_feldman

    This is the Wiki entry for axolotls:

    "Their heads are wide, and their eyes are lidless."

    7.

    i told all of the crows about what you did bro. good luck next time you’re in the forest

    — clare (@sadderlizards) December 6, 2023
    Twitter: @sadderlizards

    8.

    wow, birds are shameless

    boy birdies out there building nests so they can be like "hey girl, i got a nice nursery back at mine for when i knock you up"

    brazen af

    — Kinking it with Kindness✨kindkink.com (@kinkinwkindness) April 20, 2023
    Twitter: @kinkinwkindness

    9. I expanded the picture in this tweet under it for ya:

    Think of three friends. If none of them are beetles you are a beetle. pic.twitter.com/nYEB5TxLFC

    — Matt Morrow (@PoorMatty) September 5, 2020
    Twitter: @PoorMatty
    "One out of every four animals on the planet is a beetle."

    10.

    i can’t say i’ve ever bird Watched but i’ve Stolen a glance or two when the moment Allowed for it

    — jackson (@placed_onto) September 28, 2023
    Twitter: @placed_onto

    11.

    I'm sorry, were any of you planning on telling me there used to be a species of penguin that was 6'7" (2m) tall and weighed 250 lbs (115kg) called Mega Penguin or was I supposed to just find that out on my own

    — Dr. Anna Hughes (@AnnaGHughes) March 15, 2023
    Twitter: @AnnaGHughes

    12.

    Her: I have butterflies in my stomach
    Me (trying to impress): My skull is full of wasps

    — sand ghost (@moutheaters) June 2, 2018
    Twitter: @moutheaters

    13.

    dolphin school be like E before EE except after EEEE

    — cam (@climaxximus) August 27, 2020
    Twitter: @climaxximus

    14.

    Normalize starting an underwater rock band and NOT making the octopus play drums

    — Jamison Webb (@jamisonwebb) September 30, 2020
    Twitter: @jamisonwebb

    15.

    Plants making Oxygen: pic.twitter.com/Vs0uxVHKge

    — ⵣ Arwa (@arwanetwork) May 13, 2021
    Kazan First / Via Twitter: @arwanetwork

    16.

    *Creating bees*

    God: Make them highly beneficial to the ecosystem.

    Angel: Sure thing, boss.

    God: Give 'em the greatest knees of all time

    — StinkyGreen 🇺🇸🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ (@StinkyGr33n) March 11, 2017
    Twitter: @StinkyGr33n

    17.

    I find it hard to believe that bears made porridge and the only thing wrong with it was the temperature.

    — Adam. (@YSylon) March 22, 2021
    Twitter: @YSylon

    Can't wait to visit Wild Green Memes for Ecological Fiends every day for the rest of my life.