1. I'm sure he said that.
2. Who wouldn't fall for that line?
3. Relevancy is apparently very unimportant when asking for a follow.
4. Relevancy aside, these one-liners are killer.
6. Relevancy is a plus!
7. Directness is best.
8. One letter tweet, infinite possibility of replies.
10. Clever, you win.
11. She gets the gold medal.
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