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13 Ways Shaq Makes Us All Look Bad

Now The Big Aristotle can get a real job.

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NBA great Shaquille O'Neal received his doctoral degree in education from Miami's Barry University on Saturday. The 40-year-old had spent the past 4 1/2 years working towards his doctoral degree in organizational learning and leadership with a specialization in human resource development.The title of O'Neal's doctoral capstone project was "The Duality of Humor and Seriousness in Leadership Styles."

Don't you say, "Aww that's good for Shaq. I hope he continues to do well."

Shaq has been sticking your head under water for years.

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In 2000, The Diesel made good on a promise to his mother by going back to college and earning his bachelor of arts in general studies from LSU.

Didn't you start writing a screenplay a year ago? Oh, you've been meaning to get back to it?

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On March 2, 2005, The Shaqtus was given an honorary U.S. Deputy Marshal title; he served an honorary role on the task force which tracks down sexual predators who target children on the Internet.

Wait, I thought I recognized you. You're the one who buys beer for all the grade school kids in town.

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Beginning in 1993, O'Neal began to compose rap music. He released five studio albums and one compilation album.

You do have that $5.99 Auto-Tune app on your phone. Everybody loves when you use it. You got your money's worth.

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The Big Shamrock began training in in boxing, jiu-jitsu, Muay Thai and wrestling in 2000. He hopes to one day have his UFC debut.

At least do a few pushups before you go out wearing that Tapout shirt.

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O'Neal has recently dipped into the real estate game in Orlando. His plans involved buying the mortgages of those who had fallen into foreclosure and then selling the homes back to them under more affordable terms.

You reminded your "best friend" four times that he still owes you $20 last week.

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