19 Thoughts Pregnant People Secretly Have During C-Sections

Wait, do I really wish I could see on the other side of that curtain?

1. How many times are you going to stick that massive needle into my spine, guys?

WETv

"Like a beesting" my ass.

2. I'm wearing an open-assed garment and omg it's fucking freezing in here.

ABC

3. WTF, you're strapping me down like a mental patient?!

Decaydance Records

I think I'm having a panic attack.

4. Oh, there you are, spinal block...

Fox

*Sings* Picture yourself in a boat on the river...

5. Omg, why can't I stop shaking?

20th Century Fox

6. OK, it just hit me. I'm fucking scared.

NBC

7. Oh, no pain, just a little pressure? Cool, I can do pressure.

NBC

I got this.

8. "Tugging"? Did you leave anything inside my body at all?

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9. I wonder just how big this scar is going to be...

Fox

High-leg brief or low-rise brief?

10. I really wish I could see on the other side of that curtain.

CW

11. Wait, do I really wish I could see on the other side of that curtain?

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12. Please don't cut the baby, please don't cut the baby.

20th Century Fox

13. Hmm, I wonder if they could do a little tummy tuck for me real quick. I mean, they're already in there.

Paramount

14. Omg, what if my stitches bust and all of my organs fall out?

Warner Bros.

15. What if the spinal block never wears off?

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16. If anybody ever tries to tell me that this was "the easy way out," I will rip their fucking face off.

Lionsgate

Not even kidding.

17. But, hey, at least my vag will stay nice and tight.

Sony

That doesn't suck.

18. God, my OB is a fucking rock star.

Fox

19. But TBH, so am I.

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