1. This kid, who came up with an idea for their own Uno card holder:
2. This kid, who used his dog's ear as a bookmark:
3. This kid, who knows exactly how to maximize results:
4. This kid, who used one of his broken Nerf darts as a pencil gripper:
5. And this kid, who knows how to protect what's hers:
Me: "Why are these Legos all over the floor?!" 5: "To keep everyone else away; it's my computer turn." BRILLIANT.
6. This kid, who charges a farting fee:
7. This kid, who came up with a solution to a shedding dog:
8. This kid, who masters the art of forgery:
my mom writes my little brothers teacher a note and he brings it back home the next day and says she wrote this😭😭
9. This kid, who will call a victory how he sees it:
10. And this kid, who is just on some level of genius never before seen:
The most “Shawshank Redemption” story you’ll hear today: My younger son tries to sneak sugar packets out of restaurants and eat them in the car. We’ve taken to checking his pockets, so he stuffed five of them in a hollowed-out breadstick.
https://twitter.com/peterhartlaub/status/1031764296240222208
11. This kid, who will try to get away with whatever they can.
12. This kid who's going to have his cake and drink it, too:
13. This kid, who knows how to get out of an uncomfortable situation:
14. This kid, who has a brilliant solution for every little problem:
15. And this kid, whose business sense proves he's going further in life than all the rest of us combined:
