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This kid, who knows that nothing is free in this world:
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This kid, who will find a way around your stinkin' rules:
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This kid, who will call a victory whenever he damn well feels like it:
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This kid, who is already a master in the art of intimidation:
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And this kid who's going to have it all and there's nothing you can do about it:
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This kid, who will try and get away with whatever he can.
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This kid, who knows how to get out of an uncomfortable situation:
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This kid, who has a brilliant solution for every problem:
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This kid, who delegates when the situation calls for it:
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This kid, who is more resourceful than you'll ever be:
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And this kid, who sees no problem with a little tough love:
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This kid, who totally has their priorities straight:
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This kid, who already knows it's a "dog-eat-dog" world, literally:
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And this kid, who knows she has to show up, but doesn't have to pretend to like it:
