1. This kid, who eats their chicken nuggets like this:

2. This kid, who had a really specific birthday request:

3. This kid, who knows how to have a successful potty visit:

4. This kid, who puts herself in the corner when she doesn't like your behavior:

5. And this kid, who gave their Anna doll the makeover of nightmares:

6. This kid, who took all the paper towel rolls out of the plastic and then wrapped herself in it:

7. This kid, who definitely belongs in a horror movie:

8. This kid, who made their mom sign a waiver before giving her a back rub:

9. This kid, who doesn't exactly believe in stranger danger:

10. And this kid, who put his mom's pantyliners on the pony, because why not:

11. This kid, who wanted to make the most of having a sectional couch:

12. This kid, who ate some peanut butter and snuck the spoon back in the drawer:

13. This kid, who left their family a note to not throw out the empty pickle jar:

14. This kid, who has a very random naptime tradition:
My kid likes to take naps on the front porch on a sled with bike helmet covered in green felt. #MyKidIsWeird
15. And this kid, whose drawing raises a lot of questions and not enough answers:
