1. This kid, who eats their chicken nuggets like this:
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2. This kid, who had a really specific birthday request:
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3. This kid, who knows how to have a successful potty visit:
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4. This kid, who puts herself in the corner when she doesn't like your behavior:
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5. And this kid, who gave their Anna doll the makeover of nightmares:
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6. This kid, who took all the paper towel rolls out of the plastic and then wrapped herself in it:
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7. This kid, who definitely belongs in a horror movie:
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8. This kid, who made their mom sign a waiver before giving her a back rub:
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"I'm not going to be in court for accidentally hurting you and you going to the hospital."
9. This kid, who doesn't exactly believe in stranger danger:
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10. And this kid, who put his mom's pantyliners on the pony, because why not:
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11. This kid, who wanted to make the most of having a sectional couch:
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12. This kid, who ate some peanut butter and snuck the spoon back in the drawer:
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13. This kid, who left their family a note to not throw out the empty pickle jar:
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"And yes, I know this jar is empty but I like to drink pickle juice plain. THANK YOU!"
14. This kid, who has a very random naptime tradition:
My kid likes to take naps on the front porch on a sled with bike helmet covered in green felt. #MyKidIsWeird
15. And this kid, whose drawing raises a lot of questions and not enough answers:
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