19 Hysterical Wives Who Had No Idea They Had The Power To Annoy Their Spouses Like This

For better, for worse, for mildly infuriating.

1. This wife, who eats birthday cake like this:

My wife is a monster from mildlyinfuriating

2. This wife, who cuts sandwiches like this:

The way my wife cuts my kids sandwiches. from mildlyinfuriating

3. This wife, who doesn't mind a little entanglement:

The cord for my wife’s vacuum... from mildlyinfuriating

4. This wife, who has no shame about taking the parts of the casserole she wants:

My wife had first servings... from mildlyinfuriating

5. This wife, who stacked the dishes like this:

How my wife stacks the dishes 🤦 from mildlyinfuriating

6. This wife, who knows what she wants and makes no apologies for it:

My wife ate every single marshmallow in a family sized box of Count Chocula. EVERY SINGLE ONE. from mildlyinfuriating

7. This wife, who loads the dishwasher like this:

How my wife loads the dishwasher from mildlyinfuriating

8. This wife, who keeps two problematically similar-looking items close to one another:

My wife likes to keep dog food beside coffee beans. Guess what I did at 5:30 am this morning from mildlyinfuriating

9. This wife, who thinks this is empty:

My wife putting this peanut butter in the trash because it’s empty... from mildlyinfuriating

10. This wife, who never promised her first bite of the pizza slice would be at the bottom:

Now will you guys believe me that my wife is a psychopath?! She wanted the first bite. from mildlyinfuriating

11. This wife, who melts her butter like this:

Sometimes I just don’t understand my wife’s thought process... from mildlyinfuriating

12. This wife, who has her own process for playing music:

I bought a HomePod for the kitchen. Instead of playing music through the HomePod, my wife uses it as a phone stand while playing music from her phone. from mildlyinfuriating

13. This wife, who goes against the system:

This is how my wife puts away the clean bath towels in the linen closet from mildlyinfuriating

14. This wife, who won't let go even when she needs to:

My wife’s toothbrush next to mine. She won’t change it, she says “it looks like that because I’m getting business done” from mildlyinfuriating

15. This wife, who opens cereal boxes like this:

How my wife opens cereal boxes from mildlyinfuriating

16. This wife, who knows which brownie she wants:

This is how my wife takes the first brownie from the pan from mildlyinfuriating

17. This wife, who dabbles into different ice trays:

My wife doesn't get all the ice out of one tray before using another from mildlyinfuriating

18. This wife, who is a monster, basically:

My wife is a monster and takes pills from blister packs completely at random. from mildlyinfuriating

19. And this wife, who makes her own rules just about everywhere she goes:

Who does this? My wife. My wife does this. I’m doomed. from mildlyinfuriating