1. This wife, who got her husband a Valentine's Day cake with this sweet message:
2. This wife, who knows how to dress sexy for her husband:
3. This wife, who gave her husband a leaf blower when he asked for more blow jobs:
4. This wife, who fulfilled her husband's request for a "little something" to eat:
5. This wife, who has some feelings about her husband's pain tolerance level:
6. And this wife, who knows who's boss in the relationship...her:
7. This wife, who took a dig at her husband's dating history:
8. This wife, who intentionally mismatched all of her husband's socks after he poked fun at her OCD:
9. This wife, who put this on her husband's side of the bed after he forgot to empty the diaper pail:
10. This wife, who put a warning sign above the toilet her husband frequents:
11. And this wife, who left a little message for her husband on the toilet paper:
12. This wife, who left her husband a sweet toothpaste message on the morning of his vasectomy:
13. This wife, who wants to make sure her husband doesn't let his guard down:
14. This wife, who not only hacked into her husband's phone to post this Facebook status, but also loaded a period tracker app while she was at it:
15. This wife, who reached all the way back to the 80s to prank her husband:
16. This wife, who sent her husband this hilarious text:
17. And this wife, who had the most savage response in the history of savage responses:
