17 Hilarious Parents Whose Tweets Sum Up Why Sex After Kids Is So Damn Impossible

    "Somehow a nap seems sexier than sex."

    1. When you know exactly what to say:

    2. When history repeats itself:

    3. When you have to tell a little white lie:

    4. When you know what gets your partner hot:

    5. When a little goes a long way:

    6. When "pillow talk" means something else altogether:

    7. When you have that "aha!" moment:

    8. When at least there's a bright side:

    9. When you're just not as young as you used to be:

    10. When science explains it all:

    11. When you trail off into a reality check:

    12. When you have a pretty fair question:

    13. When you think you're slick:

    14. When you find totally appropriate analogies for pressure:

    15. When you pull out all the stops for romance:

    16. When you face the cold, hard truth:

    17. And when you finally realize that karma is a bitch: