Parents·Posted on Dec 7, 202021 Hysterical Wife Tweets That Actually Made My Cheeks Hurt"True love is sending your spouse memes to look at while they're pooping."by Asia McLainBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail We rounded up the funniest recent wife tweets we could find, and they are so hilarious and real: 1. Lil Bit 🌈 @LizerReal Before marrying someone, listen long and hard to the sounds of their chewing because that's the soundtrack to the rest of your life. 01:58 PM - 16 Oct 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Jawbreaker @sixfootcandy My phone: 58%. My husband’s phone: 7%. Me: Honey, I need your charger. 05:22 PM - 29 Sep 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Laura Marie @lmegordon You can't hurt me. You're not a picture of me that my husband took. 03:04 AM - 10 Nov 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Rhyming Mama @sarabellab123 Husbands be like, “I’m gonna nap in this room that everyone uses and then act grumpy when everyone uses it.” 06:18 PM - 30 Nov 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Vision Bored @VisionBored1 Husband: are you mad Me: no I’m fine !⃝ 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗺 𝗶𝘀 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗽𝘂𝘁𝗲𝗱 03:35 PM - 17 Nov 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Jessie @mommajessiec Pro-tip: If your wife says her clothes aren’t fitting her because they shrunk in the dryer, you agree with her. Immediately. 02:48 PM - 04 Dec 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Professional Worrier @pro_worrier_ I just heard my husband yell “protect me squire” at his game so I’m pretty sure he’s never getting laid again 03:24 PM - 13 Nov 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4 Husband: Let’s do something different & fun! Me: *leaves him with the arguing kids while I go shopping* 01:08 AM - 25 Sep 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. MƖƧƬƳ @skedaddle74 Behind every good woman is her spouse who never smiles right in a couples selfie. 05:49 PM - 17 Nov 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Snarky Mommy @SnarkyMommy78 If you walk in on your wife binge-eating brie over the sink, it’s probably in your best interest to pretend you don’t see her. 03:54 PM - 13 Nov 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Lady Lawya @Parkerlawyer Really good football today so my husband is bringing in tvs from every room and putting them all over our den so now my house looks like a Buffalo Wild Wings. 02:57 PM - 26 Sep 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Jessie @mommajessiec I got asked for nudes once and I was like, “No, I’m married.” And he was like, “Yeah, I know. I’m your husband.” 04:15 PM - 06 Sep 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Sweet Momissa @sweetmomissa If my husband snores in a forest, yes I can still hear him from here because it's THAT DAMN LOUD 06:53 PM - 17 Nov 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Lil Bit 🌈 @LizerReal husband: you’re so sweaty. did you work out? me: [just ate half a block of cheese] yes 07:51 PM - 02 Nov 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Arianna Bradford @thearibradford When I feel like my husband seems to relaxed, I’ll just start a sentence with “y’know, I’ve been thinking...” 12:58 AM - 27 Oct 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Maryfairyboberry🧚🏻♀️ @maryfairybobrry My husband pissed me off so I took photos of me using his tools improperly and sent them throughout the day while he was at work as payback 01:45 AM - 15 Nov 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Professional Worrier @pro_worrier_ I like being married because I can say things like “jeez I am so damn gassy today” and still end up getting laid later. 01:20 PM - 05 Oct 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Jessie @mommajessiec I did an impersonation of my husband and we laughed and laughed and then he did an impersonation of me and we laughed and laughed and he slept on the couch. 01:26 PM - 09 Nov 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Jawbreaker @sixfootcandy The only time I complain about my husband being on his phone is when I’m not on mine. 06:31 PM - 02 Nov 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Professional Worrier @pro_worrier_ True love is sending your spouse memes to look at while they’re pooping. 05:52 PM - 11 Oct 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Lady Lawya @Parkerlawyer Husband, “I’m going to the store, do you need anything?” Me, “A bottle of champagne.” Husband, “Oh, I got you one yesterday.” Me, “I said what I said.” 09:56 PM - 05 Nov 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite If you think these wives are as funny as I do, be sure to follow them on Twitter!