1. Moms. They make sure to keep their daughters updated on the important things:
2. They know you better than you know yourself:
3. They totally want the best for you:

4. And they're always there when their daughters need them:
5. Sometimes they make mistakes:
6. And other times, they do a little teasing about yours:
7. But they always come around eventually:
8. And they're in your corner, no matter what:
9. They can definitely be unpredictable at times:
10. And witty as hell at others:
11. But your secrets are totally safe with them:
12. And they'll always try to speak your language:
13. Even if they fail hilariously:
14. And at the end of the day, they make sure to let you know just how proud of you they are:
15. And that they'll always, always love you:
