Parents·Posted on Aug 11, 201921 Moms Who Hilariously Nailed Motherhood In A Single, Honest Tweet"My kids' favorite place to go shopping for toys is the pile I just set aside for Goodwill."by Asia McLainBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail We rounded up some of the funniest recent mom tweets we could find, and they prove that you can always count on moms to keep it all the way real: 1. SpacedMom @copymama I’m tired of hearing new moms always say their baby is “such a good baby.” Just once, I wanna hear a mom be like, “Yeah, no, my baby’s a real dick.” 01:24 PM - 11 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. 🇺🇸Elisabeth🇺🇸 @YourMomsucksTho Hi, i'm a mom. You might know me from some of my Greatest Hits like "I thought your game was cancelled", "please don't fart on your sister", "why are there dirty socks in the refrigerator" and "I've clearly failed as a mother, just wait until your father gets home" 02:05 AM - 17 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Kristen // Gen-Y Mama @GenYMama I used to think moms who walked around with wet hair needed to “get it together”. Now I know the truth. They were bragging #momlife 01:01 PM - 21 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Mommy Owl @Lhlodder You can’t take your kids somewhere, spend money on them, and expect them to have a good time. That’s not how it works. 08:36 PM - 01 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Goldfish and Chicken Nuggets @gfishandnuggets It is a well-known parenting fact that a toddler’s overwhelming desire to “do something themselves” is directly proportional to the number of minutes you are running late. 01:01 PM - 31 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. beccnicole @Beccnicole Honestly babies are so lazy like hold up your own head Charles, you have literally nothing else to do. 05:08 AM - 21 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Marcy G 🍕 @BunAndLeggings Me: [struggling with 4 kids at grocery store] Lady: you have your hands full Me: the little one is great with cats Lady: what? Me: you can take one Lady: *nervous laugh* Me: they love old people Lady: *walking away* Me: take one, please! 01:07 AM - 08 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. The Salty Mamas @saltymamas Happy Friday to everyone except the guy that invented toys that turn on in the middle of the night. 03:26 PM - 02 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Ohio mom of two @OhioMomoftwo Have kids, so someone can ask you to cut up their bagel, and then ask you to put it back together. 02:12 PM - 07 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Lurkin' Mom @LurkAtHomeMom My kids’ favorite place to go shopping for toys is in the pile I just set aside for goodwill. 12:34 AM - 25 May 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Valerie @ValeeGrrl one of my kids licked all the Everything off an Everything Bagel and stuck it back in the package and this is why parents can't ever have nice things 06:19 PM - 22 May 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Katie Didn't @Pork_Chop_Hair Him: toddlers have so much fun with water tables, wouldn’t it be fun to have an adult water table? Me: *glances at the kitchen sink and cries a little* 03:39 PM - 07 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Professional Worrier @com3t0think0fit My kids needing to be fed is keeping me from living my best life. 02:23 AM - 08 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Mommy Owl @Lhlodder I had to cough but my kids were sleeping so I literally just choked on my own saliva because apparently I choose dying over accidentally waking them up. 06:01 PM - 10 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Jessie @mommajessiec Me: *breathing* Tween daughter: God, Mom, quit embarrassing me! 03:07 AM - 06 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Laura Marie @lmegordon Like, what happens if I slip and have a glass of wine or two during this 9-month sobriety challenge? Obstetrician: First of all, it's called "pregnancy." 12:40 AM - 02 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. The Salty Mamas @saltymamas I just want to have the confidence of our 14 year old baby sitter when she tells us how much she charges an hour. 12:34 AM - 07 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. 𝔻𝕒𝕚𝕤𝕖𝕕&𝕔𝕠𝕟𝕗𝕦𝕤𝕖𝕕 @ihoplollipop If you don’t kick your kid’s toy across the room after your trip on it, are you even a parent? 07:41 PM - 11 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Lurkin' Mom @LurkAtHomeMom Me: Mommy just needs a little space right now. Child [perched on top of my head]: Why? 08:26 PM - 20 May 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Mommy Owl @Lhlodder A mom just told her kids the park is closing so they would leave without throwing fits. Another mom overheard and said, “Uh-oh, the park is closing! Gotta go! So I said, “Everyone’s leaving! Let’s follow them out!” We all winked at each other and got in our cars. Teamwork. 11:02 PM - 11 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Snarky Mommy @SnarkyMommy78 Just heard the mom of a newborn tell her crying baby “it’s ok, we’re figuring it out... we’re just on day 8” and honestly I’m on day 3,654 and I’m still figuring it out. 06:34 PM - 06 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite