1. This partner, who was at the receiving end of some hormonal texts:
This is what life is like when you have a pregnant wife and you’re away from home 😂😂
2. This partner, who made a terrible, terrible mistake:
Bought my very pregnant wife some salt and vinegar crisps knowing how much she likes them. Then I ate them for lunch. If anyone needs me I'll be in a witness relocation program with a new name.
3. This partner, who knows pregnancy brain is a force to be reckoned with:
My wife was crying because she couldn’t find her socks ... they were on her feet. #pregnantwife #pregnantwifeproblems
4. This partner, who wasn't thinking outside the box:
Pregnant Wife: I've got an odd craving Me: Well we have some ice cream if- Wife: I want to eat a three
5. This partner, who knows better than to touch that thermostat:
It's so damn cold in my house that I'm going to form icicles hanging from my chin. #pregnantwifeproblems
6. And this partner, who knows — without a doubt — that pregnant women are stronger than he'll ever be:
My wife is the strongest woman I know. She’s six months pregnant and goes about her day never complaining. I wore a backpack today and had to stop for water four times.
7. This partner, who makes the necessary sacrifices:
DQ run for the wife for a blizzard in a blizzard.. #pregnantwifeproblems
8. This partner, who knows that pregnancy has its ups and downs:
Pregnancy is fun. Sometimes we watch him kick and sometimes we argue about the diff. between white and yellow cheddar #pregnantwifeproblems
9. This partner, who got a crash course in pregnancy hormones:
10:00AM - Best husband in the world 10:02AM - Why the fuck did I even marry you 10:04AM - Best husband in the world Repeat #MyPregnantwife
10. This partner, who stocks up on the essentials:
When you’re going out of town for the weekend and #pregnantwife.
11. This partner, whose pain will never measure up to their pregnant wife's:
Me: "Hunny, I've been shot." Wife: "Yeah, well at least you're not pregnant!" #mypregnantwife
12. And this partner, who's taken "sympathy weight" to another level:
Should I be concerned about 'sympathy weight' if today, my belly button popped out? #pregnantwife
13. This partner, who knows that dad jokes start when the baby is still in the womb:
My wife is pregnant and my doctor asked me if I had ever been present at a childbirth before. I said: “Yes just once.” He asked: “What was it like?” I replied: “It was dark, then suddenly very bright.”
14. This partner, who put his tool belt to good use:
Just had to crush ice with a hammer cause we don't have a blender strong enough. #PregnantWifeProblems
15. This partner, who totally misheard her wife's morning greeting:
Wife (wakes up): hi Me: hi Wife: no, I said pie. 😂 #pregnantwifeproblems
16. This partner, who learned something new today:
Second dinner is a real thing for a pregnant wife #PregnantWife #seconddinner #itsreal
17. And this partner, who will probably be sleeping on the couch for a long, long time:
PRO TIP When your angry, hungry, hormonal, pregnant, wife asks you, “Where do you want to eat?” “I dunno, probably separate rooms...” Is NOT the right answer...