1. Encountering this scene more often than you thought possible:
2. Oh, and this one? Even more often than that:
3. Finding your kid in the middle of a self makeover:
4. And wondering exactly what the phrase "money well spent" refers to:
5. Realizing that you're no longer in charge:
6. Finding crime scenes and examining the evidence:
7. Saying things you never thought you'd have to:
8. And asking questions even more bizarre than that:
9. Accepting that this is the closest you'll get to privacy for a while:
10. Finding strange things in unexpected places like this:
11. And this:
12. Coming across mysterious bite marks and wondering if you have mice:
13. And being terrified to turn your back for even a second:
14. Discovering plenty of these in your iCloud album:
15. Learning this cold, hard truth:
16. Asking yourself this question more times than you can count:
17. And knowing that there is no more perfectly poetic representation of your life now than this:
