Parents·Posted on Oct 14, 201717 Things That Will Totally Make You Side-Eye The Next Toddler You SeeBecause toddlers, that's why.by Asia McLainBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. Encountering this scene more often than you thought possible: clau / Via Twitter: @Catholiclaudia 2. Oh, and this one? Even more often than that: amydawnhenry / Via instagram.com It's just too damn tempting. 3. Finding your kid in the middle of a self makeover: View this photo on Instagram instagram.com / Via instagram.com If you haven't yet, trust me, Winter is coming. 4. And wondering exactly what the phrase "money well spent" refers to: Jill McMaster / Via Twitter: @JillMcMaster45 5. Realizing that you're no longer in charge: Jessica Tremmel / Via Twitter: @motherhoodstory 6. Finding crime scenes and examining the evidence: cmor75 / Via instagram.com So we've got motive, and we've got opportunity... 7. Saying things you never thought you'd have to: Maui Mama / Via Twitter: @CrysOnMaui 8. And asking questions even more bizarre than that: Bre / Via Twitter: @brewrites 9. Accepting that this is the closest you'll get to privacy for a while: katarzyna_lb / Via instagram.com 10. Finding strange things in unexpected places like this: miskovskyful / Via instagram.com 11. And this: thehonorablemom / Via instagram.com 12. Coming across mysterious bite marks and wondering if you have mice: ava_wawa / Via instagram.com Props to the committed ass kid who ate through the paper, tho. 13. And being terrified to turn your back for even a second: ahappyfrugallife / Via instagram.com Because, oopsie. 14. Discovering plenty of these in your iCloud album: jlwithus / Via instagram.com 15. Learning this cold, hard truth: Kelcey Kinter / Via Twitter: @mamabirddiaries 16. Asking yourself this question more times than you can count: Andrea Dance / Via Twitter: @andreadance 17. And knowing that there is no more perfectly poetic representation of your life now than this: dcampbell132 / Via instagram.com Total. Fucking. Chaos.