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This parent, whose threat is as real as they come:
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This parent, who says things they never thought they'd say:
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This parent, who gives the necessary updates:
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This parent, who may never get their question answered:
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This parent, whose child is an animal lover:
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This parent, who looks on the bright side:
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This parent, who knows when to celebrate:
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And this parent, who knows when to mourn:
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These parents, who know they've got a prodigy on their hands:
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This parent, who has a legitimate excuse:
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This parent, who came up with some pretty foolproof directions:
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This parent, who has traded childish things for, well, childish things:
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This parent, who is crafty when it counts:
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This parent, who is running on fumes and fumes alone:
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This parent, whose kids totally live on the edge:
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This parent, who was a casualty of new babyhood:
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And this parent, who found poetic justice where they least expected it:
