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    15 New Parents Who Thought They Were In Charge And Were So, So Wrong

    Being a new parent ain't easy, but it sure is hilarious.

    Asia McLain
    by Asia McLain

    BuzzFeed Staff

    1. This new dad, whose baby proved that poop comes in all kinds of colors:

    2. This new mom, who accidentally dropped her (used) nipple shield into her glass of wine:

    3. This new dad, who was so tired that he forgot the cup for his coffee:

    4. This new mom, whose baby vomited on her in the worst place possible:

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    5. This new mom, whose babies gave their room a poop makeover:

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    6. This new dad, whose floor looks very different in the morning than it does after a day of playing:

    7. This new mom, who was so tired that she put baby formula in her coffee instead of creamer:

    8. And this new dad, who forgot he was drying the baby bottles in the oven, then preheated it to 450 degrees:

    9. This new mom, whose baby spilled a carton of milk on the floor and played in it:

    10. This new dad, who was up all night with the baby and then put his shorts on inside out:

    11. This new mom, who tried to make a clay mold of her baby's hand as a keepsake, and it ended up looking as if it's flipping her off:

    12. This new dad, who was so tired that he put the bottle nipple onto the milk gallon:

    13. This new dad, whose baby peed on him right where it counts:

    14. This new mom, whose toddler gave Woody the makeover of nightmares:

    15. And this new dad, whose baby's spit-up placement is all just par for the course: