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This neighbor, who was petty all up and down the stairs:
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And this neighbor, who isn't exactly the "pave the way for others" type:
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This neighbor, with their passive-aggressive wi-fi moniker:
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This neighbor, who wants everyone who searches your neighborhood on Google Earth to know how he feels about you:
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This neighbor, who clearly thinks your house is a damn Olive Garden:
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This neighbor, who knows exactly how to greet you:
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This neighbor, who partied a little too hard:
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This neighbor, who posted this important safety alert:
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This neighbor, who totally points out the obvious:
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And whichever neighbor posed this uh, festive holiday scene on their lawn:
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This neighbor, who knows damn well this will scare the shit out of you:
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This neighbor, who painted a dick next to her window to make her nosy neighbor really uncomfortable:
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This neighbor, who tried reverse psychology, but just came off creepy AF:
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This neighbor, who claimed a prime parking spot:
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And this neighbor, who claimed two:
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This neighbor, who DAF about your complaints:
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And whichever neighbor somehow managed to get their dildo on the next roof over, because seriously, WTF?