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This mom, who for some reason decided it was a good idea to gift her daughter a chocolate penis:
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This dad, who sent his son this out-of-the-blue TMI text:
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This dad, who decided to upcycle the milk jug, because 2018:
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And this mom, who decided to demonstrate for the dog how to use the doggie door:
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This mom, who added a little FYI to the money she loaned her son:
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This mom, who texted her daughter a not-so-subliminal hint:
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This mom, who wrapped her son's present with this paper:
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And this mom, who will wrap a present any way she damn well pleases:
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This mom, whose glove compartment has all the essentials:
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This mom, who kept all the hair from her kid's childhood haircuts, and she does mean all of it:
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This mom who, bless her heart, needs to get her eyes checked stat:
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This mom, who left this note for her son on the fridge:
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This mom, who designed a birthday cake she knew her daughter would love...?
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And Carly's dad, who knew exactly who a Marshall's spending spree equates you to: