Parents·Posted on Sep 13, 202017 Husband And Boyfriend Jokes I'm Ashamed To Say I Laughed AtThe sarcasm is real with these guys.by Asia McLainBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. This husband, whose wife asked him to put socks on her cold feet, so he did: View this photo on Instagram 2. This husband, whose wife asked him for a glass of coke, and he jokingly brought her a glass of cock instead: 3. This boyfriend, whose girlfriend asked him not to leave dishes in the sink, so he did this: View this photo on Instagram 4. This husband, whose wife asked him to cut her pizza into four pieces: View this photo on Instagram 5. This boyfriend, who slipped this under the door while his girlfriend was in the bathroom: View this photo on Instagram 6. This husband, who left this in the garage window to scare the crap out of his wife when she got home: View this photo on Instagram 7. And this boyfriend, who couldn't resist a little straw pun, but he probably should've: View this photo on Instagram 8. This husband, whose wife asked him to separate the eggs: View this photo on Instagram 9. This husband, whose wife likes to snuggle a lot in bed, so he got her this boyfriend pillow to help: View this photo on Instagram 10. This boyfriend, whose girlfriend knew she shouldn't have taken him to the crafting store: View this photo on Instagram 11. This husband, who added to his wife's nightly routine checklist: View this photo on Instagram 12. This husband, who made some adjustments to the holiday decor: View this photo on Instagram 13. This boyfriend, who knew exactly what to name the Wi-Fi network: View this photo on Instagram 14. This husband, whose wife asked him for two cups of water: View this photo on Instagram 15. This husband, whose text sarcasm is oh-so real: View this photo on Instagram 16. This boyfriend, who drew a penis on the rainy window, because, of course: View this photo on Instagram 17. And this husband, who committed the cardinal sin of marriage, and clearly thinks it's funny: View this photo on Instagram