1. This husband, who gives you the updates you didn't want:
2. This husband, who will annoy you until you own up to what you did:
3. This husband, who can make anything into something dirty:
4. This husband, who will let you know if he thinks you have a shopping problem:
5. This husband, who feels like every king needs a throne:
6. This husband, who is really proud of his play on words:
7. And this husband, who thinks he knows the right things to say:
8. This husband, whose sense of humor is bigger than he is:
9. This husband, whose wife asked him to text her when he leaves work...so he did:
10. This husband, who wants you to know he has a backup plan:
11. And this husband, whose phone's autocorrect betrayed him:
12. This husband, who's way too into role-playing:
13. This husband, whose compliments could use a little work:
14. This husband, who is a little confused:
15. And this husband, who loves himself some doll humor and isn't afraid to show it:
