Parents·May 12, 202021 Married Couples In Quarantine Who Miraculously Still Aren't Divorced Yet"My husband and I are so married that we argue about directions during virtual tours."by Asia McLainBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink It's probably safe to say that many of us married people went into this quarantine together thinking it would be easy peasy, a great bonding experience, and maybe even...fun: Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF E! Entertainment Television Well, we rounded up some of the funniest recent marriage tweets we could find, and they prove that — in fact — marriage is hard, and quarantining 24/7 with your spouse is even harder: 1. Jessie @mommajessiec My husband and I are so married that we argue about directions during virtual tours. 01:16 PM - 28 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. The Dad Briefs™ @SladeWentworth Me: I think it's time we had sex again. Her: How about we just fool around? Me: Her: It's a phase 1 reopening. 07:18 PM - 06 May 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. That Mom Tho @mom_tho Marriage is having separate tubes of toothpaste because your spouse squeezes it wrong 07:45 PM - 05 May 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn Wife: Are you just going to walk around all day without a shirt on? Me: Just giving you a show. Wife: Can I change the channel? 03:33 PM - 18 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. WTFDAD @daddydoubts I just got my wife a giant ice coffee from my trip to the outside world so don’t tell me I don’t know a thing or two about foreplay. 04:20 PM - 22 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Jacki @jaxwax04 [my husband has the man flu. After 3 days]: M: will you please just take medicine?? H: *pouts* fine, what flavor is it?? M: what flav...it’s ADULT FLAVORED! 01:15 AM - 30 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Swim Jeans👖 @ShortSleeveSuit Don’t worry I’m used to having a meat shortage, my wife said hilariously 01:48 PM - 07 May 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Rhyming Mama @sarabellab123 I just cut my husbands hair. In 15 minutes it’ll be dry and we’ll either be the picture of martial bliss or researching divorce attorneys in our area. 02:08 PM - 28 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Prime Nate @GorillaNipples1 Me: You are NOT alone in this pandemic. Wife: *on the toilet* I really wish I were. 01:45 PM - 20 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Vision Bored @VisionBored1 Husband: did you hear about those murder hornets? So crazy! Me: I bet their husbands chew like you Husband: what? Me: what? 09:33 PM - 07 May 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. mark @TheCatWhisprer Marriage is an equal partnership where my wife always asks for my opinion before disregarding it and doing it her way. 02:28 PM - 02 May 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Michael 🌶 @Home_Halfway WIFE: ME: WIFE: ME: WIFE: ME: WIFE: So you used th-- ME: I used the rest of the toilet paper to mummify myself, yes 06:00 AM - 13 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Felicia @LostFelicia Whoever has my husband's voodoo doll, please duct tape his mouth shut for the rest of the day. 05:57 PM - 07 May 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Jawbreaker @sixfootcandy Husband: *rearranging our throw pillows* Me: [from upstairs] That’s not how they go. 04:57 PM - 21 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Professional Worrier @pro_worrier_ Hubs: Do you remember that one time that you were in a really good mood in the morning? Me: 01:36 PM - 06 May 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. WTFDAD @daddydoubts When her hair is in a top bun the chances of my wife and I fighting go up 3000% 12:44 AM - 07 May 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Rhyming Mama @sarabellab123 What is it called when you ask your husband to fold a load of clothes while you take the kids for a walk and he only folds his own? Justifiable homicide? I think it’s called justifiable homicide. 10:54 AM - 16 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Son of Dad @ThugRaccoons Wife: What’s burning? Me: I’m making a grilled cheese Wife: You know you’re supposed to use bread, right? Me: I’m going low carb Wife: That’s an entire block of cheddar Me: PROTEINNNNNN 03:19 PM - 06 May 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Jessie @mommajessiec My husband said he did a double take of me when he first met me but I’ve also seen him do a double take of a free pile of dirt. 01:43 PM - 08 May 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Mommy Owl @Lhlodder I compliment my husband on his grays while he pretends he can’t see mine and that, ladies and gentleman, is how marriage is done during quarantine. 02:16 AM - 02 May 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn Me: What day is it? Wife: Today. Me: What day of the week? Wife: That's as close as you're going to get. 01:44 PM - 03 May 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite If you think these husbands and wives are as hilarious as I do, be sure to follow them on Twitter!