Parents·Posted on May 9, 2018If These Totally Real Tweets About Parenthood Don't Make You Laugh, You're Probably Not A Parent"Sorry for what I said while I was raising children."by Asia McLainBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Crazy Stalker Mom @texasstalkermom Most of parenting is just getting mad at your kids for being exactly like you. 04:38 PM - 22 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite Crazy Stalker Mom / Via Twitter: @texasstalkermom 2. MyQuestionableLife @2questionable Imagine a sprinkler stuck in the on position and instead of water it’s shooting out words. That’s what it’s like with kids. 03:39 PM - 25 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite MyQuestionableLife / Via Twitter: @2questionable 3. pinkerbell @_freebird99_ Her: I don't know what I would do without my kids. Me: me neither! But probably watch a 26 minute show on Netflix in under 6 hours. 07:18 PM - 28 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite pinkerbell / Via Twitter: @_freebird99_ 4. Lurkin' Mom @LurkAtHomeMom Before I had kids, I didn't even know it was possible to destroy an entire house with a granola bar. 06:33 PM - 03 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite Lurkin' Mom / Via Twitter: @LurkAtHomeMom 5. Walking Outside @WalkingOutside *Wakes up.* Is it too early to put the kids to bed? 03:46 AM - 27 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite Walking Outside / Via Twitter: @WalkingOutside 6. Real American Dadass @R_A_Dadass Most of parenthood is basically just walking from room to room whispering "WTF?" to yourself. 05:37 PM - 29 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite Real American Dadass / Via Twitter: @R_A_Dadass 7. Lurkin' Mom @LurkAtHomeMom YOU BETTER GET OVER HERE AND CLEAN UP THIS MESS OR I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL PASSIVE AGGRESSIVELY SIGH AND PICK IT UP MYSELF. 01:48 PM - 11 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite Lurkin' Mom / Via Twitter: @LurkAtHomeMom 8. Jack's Dad @DaddingAround You know you're a true parent when you've downed your headache pills with juice from a sippy cup. #parenting 10:15 AM - 26 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite Jack's Dad / Via Twitter: @DaddingAround 9. James Breakwell @XplodingUnicorn To anyone out there thinking about having kids, today my 2 year old threw a temper tantrum because she couldn’t get rid of her shadow. 08:29 PM - 23 Mar 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite James Breakwell / Via Twitter: @xplodingunicorn 10. JenniFerCryinOutLoud @MiddlingMs I'd pretend that I limit screen time, if my child didn't say "Subscribe to our YouTube channel" instead of "goodbye." 02:04 PM - 27 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite JenniFerCryinOutLoud / Via Twitter: @MiddlingMs 11. Life📌UɴPιɴтereѕтιɴɢ @LifeUnPinterest Sorry for what I said while I was raising children. -Me, in about 15 years 11:24 PM - 16 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite LifeUnPinterest / Via Twitter: @LifeUnPinterest 12. Meredith @PerfectPending If you've never said "I love you too" in a way that sounds a tad bit angry, then you must not have kids you are trying to put to bed. 03:20 AM - 01 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite Meredith / Via Twitter: @PerfectPending 13. Swishergirl @Swishergirl24 Becoming a parent has changed me in so many ways. For example I look much much much older now. 11:23 PM - 26 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite Swishergirl / Via Twitter: @Swishergirl24 14. MacgyveringMom @MacgyveringM22 Like a moth to a flame except it’s all 3 of my children and it’s me in the bathroom. 05:19 PM - 30 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite MacgyveringMom / Via Twitter: @MacgyveringM22 15. Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4 Most of my time as a mother has been spent in a closet, eating something I didn't want to share. 03:24 AM - 03 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite Sarcastic Mommy / Via Twitter: @sarcasticmommy4 16. MyQuestionableLife @2questionable Parenting is basically just walking around your house picking up dirty socks and threatening to take away everything your kid loves. 07:49 PM - 30 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite MyQuestionableLife / Via Twitter: @2questionable 17. mark @TheCatWhisprer If I start my toddler’s nighttime routine by 6PM I can usually get her to bed by 8PM the following day. 12:45 AM - 01 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite mark / Via Twitter: @TheCatWhisprer 18. Mommy Cusses @mommy_cusses Who knew being a parent was mostly repeating everything you say with increasing volume and rage. 01:57 AM - 02 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite Mommy Cusses / Via Twitter: @mommy_cusses 19. A Bearer Of Dad News @HomeWithPeanut Did you know? The cave paintings we see today were really just drawings made by cave children, whose cave parents said "screw it" and stopped trying to clean the walls. 11:22 PM - 24 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite A Bearer Of Dad News / Via Twitter: @HomeWithPeanut 20. Dave Learns Dadding @DaveLearnsToDad The best thing about parenting is that by the time you learn how a thing works, everything has changed 07:31 PM - 06 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite Dave Learns Dadding / Via Twitter: @DaveLearnsToDad 21. SpacedMom @copymama Every parent is basically Oscar the Grouch: cranky, unshowered, and living in a trash can. 01:20 PM - 07 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite SpacedMom / Via Twitter: @copymama