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    17 Seriously Funny Husband Texts That Made Me Laugh Really, Really Loud

    Somebody take the phones away from these husbands.

    1. This husband, who's always ready to lend a helping hand:

    2. This husband, who will hold you to your word:

    3. This husband, who calls out his wife's shopping habit in the most clever way:

    4. This husband, who proves that husband jokes beat dad jokes every time:

    5. This husband, who gets super philosophical while texting:

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    6. This husband, who feels like every king needs a throne:

    7. This husband, who knows what love is:

    8. And this husband, who doesn't:

    9. This husband, who is more into music than politics:

    10. This husband, who can make anything into something dirty:

    11. This husband, who gives you the updates you didn't want:

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    12. This husband, who trolled his breastfeeding wife when her baby started teething:

    13. This husband, who can't resist a little doll humor:

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    14. This husband, whose wife asked him to text her when he leaves he did:

    15. This husband, who is really proud of his play on words:

    16. This husband, who is a little confused:

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    17. And this husband, whose phone's autocorrect betrayed him in the most hilarious way:

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