Parents·Posted on Jun 8, 201915 Babysitters Whose Texts Are Way Funnier Than They Have Any Right To Be"Mayday, mayday, the baby is pooping — SOS!"by Asia McLainBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. This babysitter, who falls apart in the face of adversity: 2. This babysitter, who gives you real-time photo updates: View this photo on Instagram 3. This babysitter, who knows how to measure success: 4. This babysitter, who is not here for your clinginess: 5. This babysitter, who keeps a running tally: 6. This babysitter, who got the seal of approval: 7. And this babysitter, who can make light of any situation: View this photo on Instagram 8. This babysitter, who has a lot of patience: 9. This babysitter, who reached out for confirmation: 10. This babysitter, who "celebrates" their own milestones: 11. And this babysitter, who doesn't mince words: 12. This babysitter, who's hoping for the best: 13. This babysitter, who totally got sucked into kid world: 14. This babysitter, who will definitely need a drink tonight: 15. And this babysitter — aka "Grandpa" — who may just be the best babysitter of them all: