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    15 Babysitters Whose Texts Are Way Funnier Than They Have Any Right To Be

    "Mayday, mayday, the baby is pooping — SOS!"

    1. This babysitter, who falls apart in the face of adversity:

    2. This babysitter, who gives you real-time photo updates:

    3. This babysitter, who knows how to measure success:

    4. This babysitter, who is not here for your clinginess:

    5. This babysitter, who keeps a running tally:

    6. This babysitter, who got the seal of approval:

    7. And this babysitter, who can make light of any situation:

    8. This babysitter, who has a lot of patience:

    9. This babysitter, who reached out for confirmation:

    10. This babysitter, who "celebrates" their own milestones:

    11. And this babysitter, who doesn't mince words:

    12. This babysitter, who's hoping for the best:

    13. This babysitter, who totally got sucked into kid world:

    14. This babysitter, who will definitely need a drink tonight:

    15. And this babysitter — aka "Grandpa" — who may just be the best babysitter of them all: