Parents·Posted on Sep 12, 202021 Brutally Hysterical Wives Whose Tweets Deserve Some Seriously Loud Laughter"If you have to tell your wife, 'It was a joke,' it's already too late. Godspeed."by Asia McLainBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink We rounded up some of the funniest recent wife tweets we could find, and they deserve some seriously loud laughter: 1. Jessie @mommajessiec If you have to tell your wife “it was a joke,” it’s already too late. Godspeed. 01:09 PM - 09 Sep 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Maryfairyboberry🧚🏻♀️ @maryfairybobrry Marriage is just screaming louder than your spouse to tell them to stop yelling 01:59 PM - 08 Aug 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Jawbreaker @sixfootcandy Can you get me something while you’re up? -Me to my husband even though he’s not up. 05:50 PM - 28 Aug 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Maryfairyboberry🧚🏻♀️ @maryfairybobrry Told my husband I had WAP waiting when he got home and now he’s eating macaroni and not speaking to me. 12:57 AM - 21 Aug 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. JPo @Peauxtassium No one tells you this before you get married but it’s really hard work bossing someone around all the time 01:29 PM - 23 Aug 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Arianna Bradford @TheNYAMProject My husband just said that “we” are going to start eating healthier. Still haven’t found who tf he’s talking to. 03:05 PM - 12 Aug 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Laura Marie @lmegordon I put on my husband's deodorant and now I'm angry at the way I load the dishwasher. 08:30 PM - 29 Aug 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Raw Motherhood @MetteAngerhofer I sent my husband a flirty pic while he was at work. When he got home, he asked me why I sent it. So yes, the flame of our attraction is still burning strong. 06:46 PM - 25 Aug 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Obviously Everyone... @OMGSoOverIt Husband: Stop introducing me as your first husband. 12:58 AM - 06 Sep 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Lady Lawya @Parkerlawyer Husband, “I want to sleep in so don’t wake me up in the morning.” Me, waking him up at 1:00 pm, “Good morning sunshine!” Husband, “WHY DID YOU LET ME SLEEP SO LONG?” 06:51 PM - 29 Aug 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. 🎭ᑌᖇᔕᑌᒪᗩ🎭 @3sunzzz My husband pissed me off so I bought another half-dozen throw pillows for our bed. 12:34 PM - 09 Aug 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. That Mom Tho @mom_tho he’s trying to be sweet by offering to do the shopping but my husbands a damned fool if he thinks im giving up my alone time wandering the grocery store 05:14 PM - 22 Aug 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Professional Worrier @pro_worrier_ My husband and I played Rock Paper Scissors to see who had to clean up the dog shit so don’t tell me romance is dead 03:01 PM - 20 Aug 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Mom Like That Podcast @momlikethatpod Husbands. The longer the marriage, the louder their sneeze. 01:23 AM - 03 Sep 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Jessie @mommajessiec Husband: *pours milk before cereal* Me: Get out. 03:09 PM - 03 Sep 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Rhyming Mama @sarabellab123 In marriage the phrase “with all due respect” is just a nice way of saying “bitch, I got this.” 03:30 PM - 28 Aug 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Jawbreaker @sixfootcandy Most divorces could be avoided by buying 2 duvets. 05:16 PM - 10 Aug 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Lady Lawya @Parkerlawyer In bed with my husband and he just used the phrases, “so soft” “absolutely amazing” and “smooth as silk.” And he’s talking about our new sheets, ladies and gentlman. This is what it’s like to be married when you’re old. 03:49 AM - 09 Sep 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. ThisOneSays @ThisOneSayz Husband: Why don’t you ever spoon me? Me: *spoons husband* Husband: *farts* 01:05 AM - 27 Aug 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Maryfairyboberry🧚🏻♀️ @maryfairybobrry My husband and I accidentally brushed hands while unloading the dishwasher so I guess you could say yes, we are very sexually active. 03:42 PM - 11 Aug 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite And finally, a tweet from an ex-wife that's just as hilariously real: 21. your other mom @difficultpatty My ex husband popped up on a dating app as a potential match. Too bad you can’t leave reviews on other people’s profiles. 04:15 PM - 04 Sep 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite If you think these wives are as funny as I do, be sure to follow them on Twitter!