Internet Finds·Posted on Sep 12, 202231 Brutally Hysterical Parents Whose Kids Inspired Some Seriously Funny Tweets"Kids are like hurricanes. You give them a name, they destroy your house, then they leave."by Asia McLainBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail There's no question about it — being a parent can be downright hilarious. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF So it's a good thing we have the hilariously honest parents on Twitter to keep it all the way real: 1. @itssherifield @itssherifield My mom told me I needed to learn how to relax more so I dropped my kids at her house. 04:12 PM - 10 Aug 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @itssherifield 2. A Bearer Of Dad News @HomeWithPeanut My 4-year-old forgot the word microwave & called it a warm fridge instead. 02:08 AM - 05 Sep 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @HomeWithPeanut 3. Marla Cáceres @MarlaCaceres (my 5-year-old daughter does a cartwheel) Me: That was great! Do you want to try gymnastics classes? Or dance? You get to wear fun costumes and do shows. Her: No. I want to be a normal person and do nothing. 10:20 PM - 02 Aug 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @MarlaCaceres 4. Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal My little girl is fiercely independent. She won't even hold hands on a walk because she "doesn't need help!" So when I felt her reach up and gently hold my hand as we walked into the first day of kindergarten I teared up. Then she dragged it across her slimy nose like a kleenex. 06:27 PM - 17 Aug 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @HenpeckedHal 5. Mommy Needs A Life @mom_needsalife Working from home while your kids are home is like trying to read a book at a Metallica concert. 12:43 PM - 04 Aug 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @mom_needsalife 6. Tracie Breaux @traciebreaux 4 pm: 5 pm: 6 pm: 7 pm: 8 pm: 9 pm: 9:59 pm: 12 year old: I need some glitter, crayons and posterboard for school tomorrow 08:15 PM - 02 Sep 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @traciebreaux 7. HoneyMustardMama @HoneyMustardMa My toddler climbed out of her crib and my first thought was “Why don’t they make some kind of lid or attachment for the top of these things?” Then I realized thaaaaat’s a cage. 12:02 AM - 07 Sep 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @HoneyMustardMa 8. A Bearer Of Dad News @HomeWithPeanut My 6-year-old is sick with a cough, so I told him gargling with warm salt water can help. He looked at me & said, "I'm NOT going all the way to the ocean right now." 01:57 AM - 15 Aug 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @HomeWithPeanut 9. Marcy G @BunAndLeggings My kids are fighting because my 11yo filled my 6yo's Minecraft house with cats. There's like 100 cats in the house and she can't get rid of them. As a parent I don't know how to handle this situation lol 08:54 PM - 04 Sep 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @BunAndLeggings 10. Marissa 💚🍃💛 @michimama75 I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you haven’t opened your kids backpack since the end of last school year, just throw the whole thing away. 02:25 PM - 22 Aug 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @michimama75 11. NicholasG @Dad_At_Law Watching a documentary on Ancient Egypt when my 5 y/o stops in front of the TV, drops her jaw and says, “THEY WROTE ON WALLS? You’re not supposed to write on walls!” 12:06 PM - 04 Aug 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @Dad_At_Law 12. Ousa Medusa @MedusaOusa Kids are like hurricanes. You give them a name, they destroy your house and then they leave. 10:53 PM - 01 Sep 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @MedusaOusa 13. DonutHawk @StruggleDisplay Asked my son if he could go anywhere in the world, where would he go? He said, McDonald’s. I said no, like a country. He said, OHHHH okay…McDonald’s in Japan. 07:15 PM - 31 Aug 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @StruggleDisplay 14. James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn I just learned the word "bussin" from Urban Dictionary and will now be using it exclusively in front of my 12-year-old to ruin her life. 01:46 AM - 13 Aug 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @XplodingUnicorn 15. Marcy G @BunAndLeggings Having a 5yo and a pre-teen is interesting because I have a kid that thinks I know everything and I have a kid that thinks I know nothing. 09:47 PM - 06 Sep 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @BunAndLeggings 16. NicholasG @Dad_At_Law Kids be like, I see you’ve just made yourself comfortable, I have manufactured several emergencies requiring your immediate attention. 12:02 PM - 02 Sep 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @Dad_At_Law 17. One Awkward Mom @oneawkwardmom It’s so hard to make mom friends, why can’t we just bond over the fact that we’ve all caught vomit in our hands 02:48 AM - 21 Aug 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @oneawkwardmom 18. Katie D @KatieDeal99 Nobody keeps it real quite like a kid drawing your portrait 12:48 PM - 22 Aug 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @KatieDeal99 19. Simon Holland @simoncholland We were going to watch a TV show as a family but my kids are watching other kids on YouTube watch TV with their families. 01:04 AM - 08 Sep 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @simoncholland 20. I Hide From My Kids @IHideFromMyKids My 7yo told us she had a dream that she came downstairs late last night and saw us eating cake and omg I can’t believe that actually worked 04:10 PM - 15 Aug 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @IHideFromMyKids 21. Real Life Mommy @reallifemommy3 When I said “goodnight kiddo, I love you” did I somehow give you the impression that I wanted to see you again before morning 01:23 AM - 17 Aug 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @reallifemommy3 22. Mom Meh Dearest🤦🏼♀️ @mommeh_dearest Motherhood is spending all day Sunday deep cleaning the house your family spent the whole week destroying then repeating until death 02:20 PM - 22 Aug 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @mommeh_dearest 23. Kevin The Dad @kevinthedad My wife just had to explain to our 5yo that you “don’t put butter in a smoothie” 10:31 PM - 31 Aug 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @kevinthedad 24. Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4 Not to brag but I can make my kids angry by just saying “good morning.” 01:29 PM - 22 Aug 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @sarcasticmommy4 25. Real Life Mommy @reallifemommy3 My biggest disappointment giving birth was that the nurse didn’t raise my baby into the air and sing the Circle of Life as she handed her to me 01:59 AM - 01 Sep 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @reallifemommy3 26. Anna @AnnaDoesntWant2 My kid carries around an emotional support squash named Gary. How’s your family doing? 05:29 PM - 05 Sep 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @AnnaDoesntWant2 27. Be Kind Of Witty @bekindofwitty Toddlers are terrible at hide n seek unless you’re not actually playing, then they’re suddenly masters of illusion, nowhere to be found. 12:52 PM - 29 Aug 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @bekindofwitty 28. I Hide From My Kids @IHideFromMyKids ‘You birthed a human’ I mutter under my breath as I wrestle to get the sleeping bag back into the sleeping bag bag 03:19 PM - 21 Aug 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @IHideFromMyKids 29. Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix Here's a little song I wrote about the kids going back to school it's called "OH THANK GOD" and a one and a two 06:42 PM - 23 Aug 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @RodLacroix 30. KJ @IDontSpeakWhine Coffee mugs that say "I'll sleep when I'm dead" should be handed out to parents the day their kids are born 12:57 PM - 18 Aug 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @IDontSpeakWhine 31. James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn 6-year-old: I can tie my shoes now. It's easy. Me: So what's your next challenge? 6: Driving. 12:36 PM - 19 Aug 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @XplodingUnicorn If you think these parents are as funny as I do, be sure to follow them on Twitter!