1. You WILL have a WTF realization moment in the hospital.
2. You will never have any money again. Seriously.
3. Your twins will basically become celebrities.
4. And then there are the questions. Every day, the questions.
5. You will come to hate these five words: YOU HAVE YOUR HANDS FULL.
6. The pregnancy will be hard. Like, really hard. Like, "why did I ever let him touch me?" hard.
7. Your partner will make endless annoying references to having "overachieving sperm."
8. Your holiday card/Halloween pics/Easter bunny photo will be WAY cuter than anyone else's.
9. You will never sleep. Like, ever.
10. Moms of singletons will WORSHIP you.
11. If you have identical twins, you will constantly be asked how you tell them apart.
12. If you have fraternal twins, you will constantly be asked how you tell them apart.
13. You will be breaking up fights a lot.
14. But you'll learn that if you don't see blood, you should stay out of it.
15. The phrase "I have twins" will get you off the hook for almost everything. Use as needed.
16. You will not go anywhere for a long, long time...
When the thought of taking two kids to the grocery store means your lunch is an apple. #twinmom
17. You'll have a favorite twin today. And a different one tomorrow.
18. You'll constantly be wondering when "it gets easier" begins.
Having sick twin toddlers... Feels like the hunger games... #theoddsarenotinmyfavor #twinmom #momproblems
Like, seriously guys. I need a date and a time.
19. You will never be alone. Ever.
20. You'll always be wondering if you're mom enough for this.
21. Twice as often, you'll catch a moment that will take your breath away.
22. You'll never really recover from having twins.
23. You'll never really want to.
