Parents·Posted on Oct 25, 201921 Tweets About Halloween That Parents Will Want To Frame"Halloween is the best because it's the one day my kids go around demanding snacks from everyone else."by Asia McLainBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. 👻Sarcastic Mommy👻 @sarcasticmommy4 New Mom: I bought my kids’ Halloween costumes back in August! Me: That’s cool. I take my kids shopping on October 31st so they can’t change their minds 800 times. 12:45 AM - 09 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. SpacedMom @copymama Halloween is the best because it’s the one day my kids go around demanding snacks from everyone else. 01:19 PM - 31 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn 5-year-old: Do I scare you? Me: Of course 5: Because it's almost Halloween? Me: Because you're my kid. 07:28 PM - 14 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Housewife Plus @HousewifePlus You’d think my kids would behave knowing that Halloween is coming up and I can charge an asshole tax in the form of chocolate peanut butter cups. 12:43 PM - 14 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Jessie @mommajessiec Me: What do you need to watch out for while trick-or-treating? Kids: Cars Me: And... Kids: Wine moms 12:39 PM - 31 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Marcy G 🍕 @BunAndLeggings A real haunted house would have a bunch of kids following you around asking random questions and then asking why? right after you answer it, and toddlers randomly throwing tantrums. 04:53 PM - 08 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Robert Knop @FatherWithTwins 8yo: I want to paint my pumpkin this year! Me: Cool, what color? 8yo: Orange! Me: 8yo: Me: *pours drink* Let's do it 07:38 PM - 29 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Abe Yospe @Cheeseboy22 My kid wants $20 to go through a corn maze with his friends, which is $20 more than I normally pay to walk through vegetables. 06:49 PM - 29 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Oops!...I Dad It Again @NewDadNotes Wife: how do we explain Halloween to the kids? Me: they put on a mask and ask strangers for candy. Wife: but we said NEVER accept candy from strangers. Me: we’ll tell them one day a year it’s ok. Wife: Me: it’s like the Purge but for Children. 12:39 AM - 05 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Maryfairyboberry @MaryJustice86 I told my kids that everyone is celebrating Mother’s Day on Halloween so they’re planning to give me first pick of all the candy as a present. Happy Mother’s Day Witches. 08:51 PM - 16 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Stephanie Ortiz @Six_Pack_Mom I was going to wear a scary costume to take the kids trick or treating, then realized going as a mom with 6 kids is terrifying enough. 03:59 PM - 30 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Swishergirl @Swishergirl24 You think you’re going to be this Mary Poppins type mom and before you know it you’re threatening to cancel Halloween in the middle of the grocery store. 04:56 PM - 07 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. 🐱Mommy Curses👻 @mommy_cusses Funny how everyone at my son's school is commenting on my zombie costume when this is just what I look like now. 02:57 PM - 19 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. 🦇 Father Drinks McGee 𖤐 @drinksmcgee 9: Daddy, tell me a scary story. *takes off my shirt and holds up a picture from when I was 20 beside me for comparison 9: Dear God... 04:40 PM - 30 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Simon Holland @simoncholland My daughter wants to be something scary for Halloween this year so she's going to carry a school fundraising packet to every door. 02:34 AM - 06 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Mommy Owl @Lhlodder Just caught my kids eating our Halloween candy. An hour later my husband caught my kids and me eating our Halloween candy. 05:00 PM - 19 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Ms. Havisham @MissHavisham My mother goes as a broken record every year for Halloween, which is just her following behind me, telling me what a terrible parent I am. 04:15 PM - 14 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn Me: What do you say when you hold up your bag? 3-year-old: Treat or treat. Me: TRICK or treat. 3: I want two treats. 05:29 PM - 30 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Salty Mermaid Entertainment @saltymermaident The only truly scary thing about Halloween is keeping your kids up past bedtime on a school night and giving them extra sugar. 10:36 PM - 25 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Dad and Buried @DadandBuried This Halloween, I'm going as a Sexy Parent, which is just a parent who took a shower, got dressed, and is nowhere near any children. 05:55 PM - 17 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. 👻Sarcastic Mommy👻 @sarcasticmommy4 As my son picked through his Halloween candy, he asked, "When can we go get a Christmas tree?" Have kids. It's fun. 01:31 PM - 01 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite