19 Painfully Funny Tweets About Being A New Parent

    "FYI you can't snooze the baby monitor."

    1. On the REAL parenting struggle:

    2. On learning the difficult lessons:

    3. On wondering if you're cut out for this:

    4. On proving classic euphemisms dead wrong:

    5. On wardrobe changes — yours, not the baby's:

    6. On that damn "mom brain" thing that arrives with a vengeance:

    7. And on dad brain, which is totally a thing, too:

    8. On the difficulties of choosing just the right moniker:

    9. On feeling like an actual zombie:

    10. On worrying all. the. freakin'. time:

    11. On really wishful thinking:

    12. And on those new parent nerves:

    13. On breastfeeding probs:

    14. On wondering if your baby is mocking you:

    15. On looking a little less than glamorous these days:

    16. On embracing that little bit of quiet time a new parent gets:

    17. On how hard it is to find time for intimacy:

    18. On the gift that keeps on giving:

    19. And on that moment you realize there's no going back: