1."I was standing in line at Jack in the Box when my tummy started to rumble..."
2."In a parking lot I turned sideways to get through a narrow space between cars and GOT STUCK. Took two strangers to get me out."
3."While six months pregnant with twins, I leaned back in my beach chair ever so slightly. Gravity took over, and I wound up flat on my back on the sand."
4."My doctor asked me to do a 24-hour urine collection, so I brought the jug to work in a backpack and stashed it under the counter in the ladies' room. Someone reported a mysterious backpack in the restroom and building management called the police..."
5."I projectile vomited Cocoa Puffs over the gas pump onto a man's face while he just screamed, "Help me!"
6."I drove to work one day and left my car running in the parking lot, all day long. Pregnancy brain!"
7."I hated seeing items in odds instead of pairs because I personified inanimate objects..."
8."I was at the grocery store and I couldn't stop farting..."
9."I was at Target and started getting dizzy and nauseous, so I quickly grabbed a Clif Bar and a Powerade and sprawled out on the display couch in the furniture section, pants undone, eating and sweating..."
10."I bowled a kid over in Walmart for Fruit Loops."
11."I passed out in a busy store while wearing a dress. And a thong. A nice old lady covered my butt while people stared."
12."I lived in constant fear of my water breaking in public so my aunt told me to carry around a jar of pickles and if my water broke to smash the jar over the puddle and claim it was an accident..."
13."I worked as a bank teller and one day I forgot how to make change for a $20. I started crying right there at the teller window."
14."I was checking out at the grocery store when my milk suddenly came in (I was shocked since I was still pregnant!). I had two big, giant wet spots around my boobs on my shirt and no way of covering it."
15."At the end of my criminal law class one day, I stood up and an enormous gush of fluid splattered all over the wood floor..."
16."I worked at a daycare while I was pregnant, and I had to sit on the floor with the kids. One of the one-year-olds tried to sit on my "lap" (baby bump) and bounced off onto the floor!"
17."At a store checkout, a contraction hit and I grabbed my husband's behind...hard..."
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