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17 Times Being Pregnant In Public Was Downright Hilarious AF

Because sometimes all you can do is laugh.

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1. "I was standing in line at Jack in the Box when my tummy started to rumble..."

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A small, deadly fart squeaked out of my butt and smelled so bad it triggered my nausea and made me throw up. But the force of the vomit was too much and I shit my pants. So I stood there covered in my own shit and puke, crying my eyes out.

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3. "While six months pregnant with twins, I leaned back in my beach chair ever so slightly. Gravity took over, and I wound up flat on my back on the sand."

4. "My doctor asked me to do a 24-hour urine collection, so I brought the jug to work in a backpack and stashed it under the counter in the ladies' room. Someone reported a mysterious backpack in the restroom and building management called the police..."

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They had evacuated half of the floor before I found out, and I had to waddle up to reception and explain that the mysterious backpack was actually a jug of my own pee.

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5. "I projectile vomited Cocoa Puffs over the gas pump onto a man's face while he just screamed, "Help me!"

7. "I hated seeing items in odds instead of pairs because I personified inanimate objects..."

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So when my boyfriend and I were at the grocery store, I had an ugly, deep snot-crying breakdown, because he only grabbed one apple juice, leaving only one on the shelf and separating them. We went home with two liters of apple juice.

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8. "I was at the grocery store and I couldn't stop farting..."

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I was running down the aisle as fast as my little legs would take me sounding like a motor. And it stank. Lord be to jaysus it stank. –Natasha Lynn, Facebook

9. "I was at Target and started getting dizzy and nauseous, so I quickly grabbed a Clif Bar and a Powerade and sprawled out on the display couch in the furniture section, pants undone, eating and sweating..."

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I saw a few Target employees staring at me so I just waved and told them I was pregnant. –Amy Whitaker, Facebook

12. "I lived in constant fear of my water breaking in public so my aunt told me to carry around a jar of pickles and if my water broke to smash the jar over the puddle and claim it was an accident..."

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Well, I carried a jar of pickles in my purse all winter and when I finally went into labor I carried my pickle jar into the hospital. After my son was born, the nurses swaddled up my jar and handed it to me.

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13. "I worked as a bank teller and one day I forgot how to make change for a $20. I started crying right there at the teller window."

14. "I was checking out at the grocery store when my milk suddenly came in (I was shocked since I was still pregnant!). I had two big, giant wet spots around my boobs on my shirt and no way of covering it."

15. "At the end of my criminal law class one day, I stood up and an enormous gush of fluid splattered all over the wood floor..."

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Everyone thought my water broke and started freaking out but I had actually involuntarily peed myself. It was super awkward when I came back to class two days later still pregnant.

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16. "I worked at a daycare while I was pregnant, and I had to sit on the floor with the kids. One of the one-year-olds tried to sit on my "lap" (baby bump) and bounced off onto the floor!"

17. "At a store checkout, a contraction hit and I grabbed my husband's behind...hard..."

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The gentleman behind us said, "Oh Lord honey, what'd he do to piss you off?" I mumbled "contraction". Then he said "Well, buddy, cover your balls when the real labor starts, something tells me she won't hesitate to grab those when the opportunity presents itself!"

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