1. This pregnant woman, who keeps all the essentials in her nightstand:

2. This pregnant woman, who uses a paperclip to keep her pants from busting open:

3. This pregnant woman, who knows exactly how to get out of work:

4. This pregnant woman, who is too hungry to be bothered with a fork:

5. This pregnant woman who will use as many pillows as she wants to make herself comfortable:

6. This pregnant woman, who will eat what she wants and leave the rest:

7. And this pregnant woman, who has the perfect explanation for her attitude:

8. This pregnant woman, who puts her milk in a beer glass to reminisce on old times:

9. This pregnant woman, who doesn't care what you think about her pregnancy craving:

10. This pregnant woman, who will not be confined:

11. And this pregnant woman, who wants s'mores and will be damned if she doesn't get them:

12. This pregnant woman, who lets her husband load the groceries while she takes full advantage of that maternity parking spot:

13. This pregnant woman, who has a pretty logical equation:

14. This pregnant woman, who uses potato chips in her s'mores for an extra crunch:

15. This pregnant woman, who will sleep whenever and wherever she wants:

16. This pregnant woman, who uses her pool floatie as a pregnancy pillow:

17. And this pregnant woman, who wants alllll the foods and is totally unapologetic about it:
