1. This pregnant woman, who keeps all the essentials in her nightstand:
2. This pregnant woman, who uses a paperclip to keep her pants from busting open:
3. This pregnant woman, who knows exactly how to get out of work:
4. This pregnant woman, who is too hungry to be bothered with a fork:
5. This pregnant woman who will use as many pillows as she wants to make herself comfortable:
6. This pregnant woman, who will eat what she wants and leave the rest:
7. And this pregnant woman, who has the perfect explanation for her attitude:
8. This pregnant woman, who puts her milk in a beer glass to reminisce on old times:
9. This pregnant woman, who doesn't care what you think about her pregnancy craving:
10. This pregnant woman, who will not be confined:
11. And this pregnant woman, who wants s'mores and will be damned if she doesn't get them:
12. This pregnant woman, who lets her husband load the groceries while she takes full advantage of that maternity parking spot:
13. This pregnant woman, who has a pretty logical equation:
14. This pregnant woman, who uses potato chips in her s'mores for an extra crunch:
15. This pregnant woman, who will sleep whenever and wherever she wants:
16. This pregnant woman, who uses her pool floatie as a pregnancy pillow:
17. And this pregnant woman, who wants alllll the foods and is totally unapologetic about it:
