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This kid, who knows an insult when he hears it:
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This kid, who didn't mean to hurt her dad's feelings:
3.
This kid, who's not calling you gross...yet:
4.
This kid, who questions your fashion sense:
5.
This kid, who has zero faith in your cooking skills:
6.
And this kid, who has zero faith in your direction:
7.
This kid, who thinks you could have done better:
8.
This kid, who keeps it all the way one-hundred:
9.
This kid, who has their priorities straight:
10.
This kid, who's just curious:
11.
This kid, who's not saying you look old in real life, but:
12.
This kid, who is not interested in your sappiness:
13.
And this kid, who lets you know when you've let yourself go a little:
14.
This kid, who will roast you in the sweetest way possible:
15.
This kid, who notices the details:
16.
This kid, who will sure as hell hold you accountable:
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And this kid, who may just have the burn to end all burns ever: