1. This wife, who — for some reason — tried to shred a metal credit card, and this happened:
2. This husband, who chews gum and then puts it back in the package, like this:
3. This wife, who grew something very, er, mysterious:
4. This husband, who has a unique way of cutting pie:
5. This wife, who tried to make some ice, and somehow, it ended up like this in the freezer:
6. This husband, who has an unusual idea of what the word "done" means:
7. This partner, whose mysterious package arrived like this and gave their partner serious reason to pause:
8. This wife, who — for some reason — leaves all of the jug and carton tops like this:
9. This wife, who thought it was a good idea to put her spouse's nickname on their lunch bag:
10. This wife, who opens the cereal like a literal monster:
11. This wife, who — for some reason — opened the bread like this, and then left it:
12. This husband, who unpacked the books like this:
13. This wife, who has a strange, strange way of cutting butter:
14. This wife, who thought leaving the knives to dry like this was a good idea:
15. This wife, who put up these hilariously wrong birthday balloons:
16. And this husband, whose spouse may never buy him a burrito again: