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This kid, who may have made the most adorable text fail ever:
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This kid, whose real-time updates are realer than yours:
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This kid, whose comedic sense is way beyond her years:
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This kid, who has no interest in your small talk:
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This kid, who wants you to know they have standards:
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This kid, who knows how to get your attention:
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And this kid, who never promised you maturity:
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This kid, who's not afraid to play the mom guilt card:
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This kid, who is extremely direct:
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This kid, who is having the crisis of all crises:
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This kid, who's really, really hungry:
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This kid, who — bless their heart — woke up a little worried:
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And this kid, who gives the most millennial kid compliments ever texted:
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This kid, who knows how to find common ground with their parents:
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This kid, who takes money matters into their own hands:
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This kid, who just wants you to know they're not slacking off:
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And this kid, whose threats are totally and completely empty:
