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This kid, whose real-time updates are realer than yours:
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This kid, who has no interest in your small talk:
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This kid, who takes money matters into their own hands:
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This kid, whose text is peak millennial kid:
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This kid, whose threats are totally empty:
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And this kid, who has discovered the poop emoji and will never go back:
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This kid, who wants an answer NOW:
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This kid, who's really, really hungry:
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This kid, who has breaking (wind) news:
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This kid, who's not afraid to play the mom guilt card:
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And this kid, who — bless their heart — woke up a little worried:
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This kid, who just wants you to know they're not slacking off:
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This kid, who proves that kid jokes totally put dad jokes to shame:
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This kid, who knows just what to say to make their parents feel good:
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And this kid, whose comedic sense is way beyond her years:
