Updated on Jul 31, 2018. Posted on Jul 15, 2018

15 Friends Who Are Hilariously Evil Jerks

They're not quite BFF material.

Asia McLain

BuzzFeed Staff

1. This friend, who's not really the coddling type:

2. This friend, who will selfie the shit out of your moment of distress:

3. This friend, who will be shady behind your back...literally:

4. This friend, who wasn't able to commit:

5. This friend, who probably won't ever remember your birthday:

6. And this friend, who definitely will:

7. This friend, who makes the important preparations for your arrival:

8. This friend, who is like a way-too-honest mirror:

9. This friend, who schedules a 13% chance of flaking out on you:

10. And this friend, whose plant-sitting skills leave much to be desired:

11. This friend, who only sends you the important emails:

12. This friend, who will call out your lack of a dating life:

13. This friend, who isn't making fun of your misfortune, but:

14. This friend, who will apply for jobs on your behalf:

15. And Evan, who will bring you back down to Earth every damn time.

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