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This wife, who got a little creative with her husband's french toast:
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This wife, who had the perfect response to her husband's request:
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This wife, who is not here for your millennial pet names:
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This wife, who made clay poop and left it on the floor to freak her husband out:
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And this wife, who's not exactly cut out for ego boosting:
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This wife, who intentionally mismatched all of her husband's socks after he poked fun at her OCD:
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This wife, who's not calling you a loser, but:
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This wife, whose husband asked for more blow jobs, so she got him a leaf blower:
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This wife, who left her husband a message in the form of home decor:
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And this wife, who left her husband a message of encouragement where he needed it most:
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This wife, whose husband told her he wanted a mid-century modern home, so she made him this:
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This wife, who took a bite out of every donut in the box:
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This wife, who made fun of her husband's love for hummus:
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And this wife, who knows exactly who the boss in the relationship is: