1.
Girls compare their purity ring tan lines
2.
You have your own dictionary
3.
You've ever wondered what a Melican Man is...
4.
Erasmus ever inspired you
5.
The highlight of your semester is watching people vomit
6.
The only single man around is your brother
7.
Your chaco tan was made in another country
8.
You check your mail four times a day, even though you haven't received anything in three years.
9.
You know more about Spurgeon than you know about the people living next door.
10.
You've ever snuck a stray cat in your dorm room
11.
Every Starbucks employee knows your name
12.
You believe leggings are pants
13.
The most books in a series that you own is the Norton Anthology
14.
You've received 3 parking tickets but still refuse to move your car
15.
You've learned how to take excellent CIV notes
16.
Harry Potter has visited your school
17.
You really want to touch a squirrel
18.
You've pretended to text while passing by someone on the sidewalk
19.
You've been told to take longer than a day to start your paper, then are instructed to take a written test in one hour
20.
Despite all this, you still love your school.