• Tried to think footloose and fancy free and get a Tigger tattoo on back. Had momentary bought of depression and got an Eeyore on ass.

  • No more monkey/dog hybrid experiments. Monkey/octopus hybrid okay, because that would be damn cool.

  • Try not to take kid to an “adult novelty store”.

  • Forcing the dog to strip.

  • Hooked up with that wookie that knows your best friends brother. Again.

  • Stop telling people about my multi pass.

  • Smoking.

  • Promised to stop showing up as Dr. Frankenfurter at work.

  • Eat more squril and rabit.

  • Nightly attempt to take over the world.