33 Thoughts You Have When Applying For A Job As A Soon-To-Be College Grad

Only six months left #anxiety

1. Okay, relax you got plenty of time...half a year to be exact!

2. Wait, when did this company start recruiting???

3. I should play some calming music to help me focus.

*Blasts Calvin Harris*

4. Ah, much better.

5. Time to update my LinkedIn Profile.

6. Oooh a new connection!

7. I don't even know this person. Oh well.

8. Oh this reminds me to add that person on Facebook!

9. She's engaged?!

10. Ooh another BuzzFeed quiz!

11. Yaaassss

*Spends two hours on BuzzFeed*

12. Oops time to go back to my job search.

13. But first, time for some food.

14. Now I'm too full to focus. Time for a nap.

15. Okay. Focus.

16. Ugh these form fields are soooo annoying.

17. Previous work experience? Does working one holiday season at Old Navy count?

18. Hmmm...I wonder if that social media internship I did during fall quarter counts...

19. Yup, including it because it makes my application look less sparse.

20. Hmm...references...oh good you can put down your co-workers.

21. Oh God I need a cover letter.

*spends two hours writing a cover letter*

22. That was exhausting.

23. Oops forgot to upload my resume.

24. Ah man I forgot to update my address!

*Fixes address*

*Notices spelling error*

25. Dammit now I have to go back and revise my entire resume.

26. Probably should've done that before I started this entire process.

27. At least I caught that before I sent it in. Jeez.

28. Imagine not getting the job because there was one spelling mistake in your

resume.

29. It's entirely possible.

30. Moving on.

31. Annnndddd...done!

*checks clock*

32. Holy Batman where did the whole day go??

33. Oh God I have to do this for every single job.

*cries*